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Need Demotivational Poster


WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.


TAGS: only one person needs to love you its you kitten lion
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:51 pm, #150977
Not good when you see only one lion!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm, #150943
excellent 5 lions


WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.


TAGS: we don t need no education double negative pink floyd another brick in the wall grammar
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MaxChaplin

turbojett - February 6, 2013, 5:33 pm, #243266
I was always under the impression they did that on purpose. like a big Eff-You to their educational system.


DENTAL PLAN! - Lisa needs braces...


TAGS: simpsons dental plan lisa needs braces lenny
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

airborne173 - March 7, 2009, 12:26 pm, #64220
My God you're an idiot! That's from an episode
Dental Plan... - February 11, 2009, 4:20 pm, #58830
That's not Lisa!!!


NATURAL SELECTION -


TAGS: gene pool needs chlorine
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by WTFO

garydunn2 - July 3, 2014, 6:10 pm, #255573
Gary- Man broke neck diving into lake, sued chamber of commerce, even though lake was posted no swimming. Chamber settled.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:04 pm, #250116
Warning: the fresh coffee you ordered might actually be h**!
Bandit5906 - September 22, 2013, 8:38 pm, #249927
Already tried by someone with a VW Beetle on the NY Parkway! His necktie aided in his demise!
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:57 pm, #249447
search the internet for frivolous lawsuits and see what you get. My fav is where a family sued Sea World when their son was killed swimming with a killer whale. (he was in the park after hrs). They claim there weren't warning signs about the killer whale.
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:46 pm, #249446
One of my favorite comedians. Great way to sum up the poster.
Cannabal - September 7, 2013, 5:34 am, #249404
"Just think of it as 'passive eugenics.'" ~George Carlin
CloudchaserS - September 7, 2013, 4:30 am, #249394
I have thought before that it seems that the courts don't like the "There shouldn't be a need for us to warn because that it's dangerous should be obvious" argument.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:17 am, #249387
Actually CCS, the real reason we have this prob (in the US at least) is because of lawsuits. Idiots sue companies when they do stupid things that get them hurt. BTW, that means normal people pay more for the products to offset the lawsuits.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:15 am, #249386
Hopefully, this poster of mine wasn't already done by Airman. My fav I saw was on a fan belt "stop motor first". Really? I'd like to see the guy who tries to put on a new fan belt while the engine is on.
CloudchaserS - September 6, 2013, 11:42 pm, #249381
We're warning you about this because we think you have not enough common sense to see the obvious
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 6, 2013, 7:06 pm, #249362
Agreed. There is a sign on one of the gates at my work that says "Caution, Heavy truck traffic" It's a road FFS! There's no sign on the other gate though...so far, no one has been run over at either.


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: god needs some lols too
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Rhinosaurus - August 21, 2010, 2:04 pm, #190296
5L Haw, well done as usual. @Bart - Genesis actually.
Ed-Hyde - August 19, 2010, 7:22 am, #189966
Amsome. A ton of class A motifakes n cubbyfakes this morning.
Hawamleh - August 19, 2010, 7:09 am, #189964
Me being the Inbred Muslim I Am, I Wouldnt Know Levictus if it a** ra**d me.... so yeah.
Bartimaeus - August 19, 2010, 4:09 am, #189961
Is this from Leviticus? 5/5
Derek - August 19, 2010, 3:26 am, #189956
Engel, angel, ange, ángel argh.
Derek - August 19, 2010, 1:46 am, #189955
...and then, the angle dislocated his leg.


BALANCE -


TAGS: need good woman humor
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:31 pm, #232961
and a fat ugly chick
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 7:49 pm, #232690

Of course!~~
Reality Lord - April 3, 2012, 7:02 pm, #232687

guilt kickin in vern. darhlin could i ask you to drop it in the other place plzzzzzzzzzzzz
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 6:35 pm, #232685

Steal away, RL!!!~~
Reality Lord - April 3, 2012, 6:33 pm, #232682

vern love the pic. permission to steal it or would you care dropping by my site?


MINIGUN - Approximately 1000-6000 rounds per minute. Could you ask for more? Yes. You probably could. Do you need more? No. Probably not.




YOUTH -




CONSUMERISM - We buy stuff we don't need, with money that we don't have, to impress people we don't like.


TAGS: consumerisim don t need money like
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Budog

suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:16 pm, #228295
do they do these suits for men t55 ?


EVEN A MAN - Needs a walk in closet, and it usually goes well in his man cave ...


TAGS: even man needs walk in
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Budog

OmegaReaper - April 23, 2012, 4:59 pm, #233723
I need one of those to dissapear from my every day life :D where can i get one? It would be motifake and bear all day long :P 5L
Ragnar - April 22, 2012, 11:22 am, #233683
me needz it....my precious...my wantz it...
holymoly - April 20, 2012, 5:48 pm, #233602
and where do I place my order?
maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 7:34 am, #233584
Wow That's Cool !


ZOMBIE GNOMES - They are kneedy.




UNNECESSARY -


TAGS: needle hay stack love lonely
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - April 21, 2012, 1:36 am, #233618
Indeed
MashiMashi - April 20, 2012, 9:47 pm, #233609
Your gonna go thru a lot of prics b4 you find the hay strand
spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:13 pm, #233568
I'm going to be captain obvious it's painful and not worth it


Imagine -


TAGS: you don t needs math or science
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by spacedog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:15 am, #246045
I imagine that I'm having dinner with Einstein every Saturday evening. But my wife walks in and says, "Who the **** is the old man?" Oh, me and my imagination.


HER MAJESTY HAS ARRIVED - Please stand for The Burger Queen!


TAGS: fat lazy burger sick need a life
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by leeebling

Cloudchaser - February 10, 2010, 10:06 am, #157095
I remember seeing a couple both of whom were about that big on similar scooters in a Wendy's drive-thru


MIKE HUNT - He really need your kittens


TAGS: mike hunt needs your kittens
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 6:16 pm, #151466
Roadkill is no good... tigers need exercise.
Dr. Rusak - January 9, 2010, 6:13 pm, #151464
would roadkill do?


BE PREPARED - the Boy Scout Motto has never failed me yet




THE JOURNEY -


TAGS: life death neener is wet and needs depends
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Neener

TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:29 pm, #198867
Excellent.
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 6:56 pm, #198856

wow...solid..total 5L
Neener - October 18, 2010, 4:49 pm, #198838
Thanks!
Cubbybear - October 18, 2010, 4:43 pm, #198837
Truly demotivating sad poster


RELIEF EFFORT - You KNOW your country is messed up when Afghanistan sends support.


TAGS: i really needed a pic
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

JDSlimz - March 23, 2011, 3:46 pm, #215050
All Japan needs right now is a mop. 5L
agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 10:35 pm, #214992
Glad that they sent "sarrow" instead of "sorrow" - Japan doesn't need any more liquid... not even tears. 5L


He/She -


TAGS: needs wants satisfaction men women
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:22 am, #256339
Wrong sod...only 1 need, cuz you're dreamin' if you think we women wanna do more than 1 thing at a time...teehee.
Oldsod - August 24, 2014, 8:18 pm, #256329
TRUTH. Well, more than one need...there's also sammiches...


A SEA OF QUESTIONS -


TAGS: what i need to know
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - March 21, 2012, 3:27 pm, #231797
Yer speakin' my language, Linda.....WOOF
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 2:45 pm, #231787

I bow wow to the 'Poop Master'! H I L A R I O U S!
Airman - March 21, 2012, 11:10 am, #231776
lol
GaryO - March 21, 2012, 8:25 am, #231771
Oh, it do have a bit of progressive odour to it, now don’t it.
mariand - March 21, 2012, 2:06 am, #231757
very funny... because it stinks... hehehe
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 11:01 pm, #231747
Well, tellit, I s’pose you’ve been away for a spell, most members will probably sniff this one out about third frame…..but thank you man (maam?), stick around, you got skills I covet
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 10:43 pm, #231744
OMG... I was thinking this was so beautiful... and then... poop... Hilarious! Thanks for the funny!


SHOULD A WOMAN HAVE A CHILD AFTER 40? - NO!!!


TAGS: you don t need more
Rating: 3.83/5

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SILENCE PLEASE!!!! -


TAGS: man need silence sometimes mariand
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by mariand

Tarapin - August 2, 2011, 3:38 pm, #222350
Boot to the head Oh, wait...where's the boot?
mariand - August 2, 2011, 12:13 am, #222326
huh...I didn't know there are women around here


YARD OF THE MONTH - Cajun Style,No mower needed..




PSYCHO DOG WITH A SYRINGE - No.... sudden.... movements....




The Gang -




SOMETIMES - I need something that only you can provide Your absence


TAGS: sometimes i need your absence
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 5:33 pm, #222793
Already got that one covered :) (check my gallery if you'd like) haha, thanks for 5L's though :D
davidelite10 - August 9, 2011, 4:02 pm, #222788
5ilence is golden al5o
M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 7:23 am, #222761
Yes... Yes it is lol thanks
M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 7:23 am, #222760
Thank you :) much appreciated
crankyhead - August 8, 2011, 10:33 pm, #222728
5weet 5olitude.
spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:50 pm, #222725
Nice one M0rd3kaI.
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:39 pm, #222705
Or that xD "...toward my loneliness" can then be the following line lol
gas - August 8, 2011, 5:28 pm, #222701
or you can add: "but compliments are always welcome" xD
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 4:38 pm, #222699
Thanks, I will withdraw the above mentioned statement for you (lol)
gas - August 8, 2011, 2:19 pm, #222690
very nice! 5L


JUST WAY MORE -


TAGS: million needy souls friends
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - May 12, 2011, 7:02 am, #218482
As Sean would say: the internets. They have pictures there...
heyyouandthehuhwhats - May 11, 2011, 9:38 pm, #218468
hey greeny where ya get the pic lol???
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 8:35 pm, #218393
heck no, but the advertising revenue would be something...
spacedog - May 10, 2011, 7:38 pm, #218388
Nice challenge poster Greeny. Can you imagine motifake with millions here?
steph1 - May 10, 2011, 7:15 am, #218362
nicely put...however, we, the other 90% of the population, don't have the need to get ourselves enslaved...go figure


MEMORY -


TAGS: lies truth humanity need hammy
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

5150monkeylove - November 20, 2010, 4:31 am, #203116
Great minds think alike. funny how we both posted on the same subject together. 5 LIE-ons


ALL YOU NEED -


TAGS: love is all you need
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

colt45103 - August 29, 2010, 7:27 pm, #191459
and a bullet proof vest
Notedkillerrage - August 5, 2010, 2:40 am, #187741
btw this is John Lennon not paul and i always thought this pic was really cute
Bartimaeus - July 28, 2010, 9:41 pm, #186840
Hey, look! It's Paul McCartney!
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 9:30 pm, #186839
LOL@life!
rerun - July 28, 2010, 7:26 pm, #186833

for my generation it truely was the day the music died
Derek - July 28, 2010, 7:22 pm, #186832
All he needs is life


THE 5TH AMENDMENT - The squeaky wheel does NOT get oil. It gets thrown into the garbage, right after it's replaced by a quiet wheel.




CALLING IN -


TAGS: poor mental health but i think i can tough it out if you really need me boss
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:57 pm, #129215
Either that or the caught him at the gate...and the guards split the gelt
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:52 pm, #129213

Is he still on the list? Maybe that old warrant he hasn't taken care of popped up and he is afraid of getting arrested, again.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:50 pm, #129211
Well now...I think that Mr. Roamer is up to funny business. He didn't come and see me on visiting day.
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:47 pm, #129208

didn't you get my gift? Roamer was supposed to deliver it.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:45 pm, #129206
What, I'm married?
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:42 pm, #129205

did you at least marry a women with all her teeth?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:37 pm, #129203
Self-Nazi could lead to deep dark depression, if not death
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm, #129202
Yuck... very Derek-esque.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm, #129201
Impulse is never a winner. In a crisis situation, the focused man reigns.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:30 pm, #129199
Well ya know, I mean in the heat of the moment, the old ph**ographic memory isn't what it use to be...and somewhere along the line they tell me I'm married
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:27 pm, #129196
Bone... you've been here long enough.... did you completely miss my chicken wire lecture?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:22 pm, #129195
Ya I know...last time I did that I was already in jail...they found the other bodies. So now I'm stuck in pros...Hey at least we got WiFi
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:20 pm, #129194
Talking in your sleep only means one more body to add to the pile. But, yes... it's a good practice.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:17 pm, #129193
No wonder they always catch me...and I always thought that it was because I talked in my sleep!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:14 pm, #129192
And drop the weapon... never forget to leave it at the scene, Bone.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:12 pm, #129190
Another one I missed 5 poodles, and don't forget to wipe the prints
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm, #129189
Heh, thanks SD. I'm sort of fond of it.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm, #129187
Agreed... Space with the pseudoephedrine-induced call-in!
spacedog - October 21, 2009, 7:08 pm, #129185
This one is very appropriate for today. It should be rated much higher too; excellent Haarakkon.
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 6:40 pm, #104316
Steve has an anti-social disorder.
rerun - August 3, 2009, 12:10 pm, #104185

waht about Steve...the 18th voice? He on vacation?
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 11:49 am, #104184
Thank You. From all 17 of us.
Ed-Hyde - August 3, 2009, 10:18 am, #104169
AMSOME!!
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:25 pm, #103258
I love the tags!


KIRK PRUNE JUICE -


TAGS: kirk needs prune juice ftw
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by TheABC

agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 6:20 pm, #200445
Thanks for the head's up, rerun. ABC, you are going to have a very hard time of it now.
rerun - October 31, 2010, 6:11 pm, #200444

ABC - why do you continue to resubmit work that has been rejected? Keep up the crappy work and it will be a very quick exit for you. You only get this one very public warning.
TheABC - October 31, 2010, 3:11 pm, #200411
Thx, I will.
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 3:03 pm, #200410
ABC a word of advice... Use the PM function and ask for some help from the older members if you want to improve.
TheABC - October 31, 2010, 2:59 pm, #200409
Thank you for your support ICEMAN.
ICEMAN - October 31, 2010, 12:15 pm, #200406
You Mods just approve this crap to torture us. I get it, your version of a Halloween prank.


KNOW IT ALL -


TAGS: skool don t need it
Rating: 4.26/5

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THE SWEET SCIENCE -




SADNESS OF LIFE - can be easily explained with a diagram


TAGS: life want need
Rating: 3.33/5

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luomocheuscivalagente - August 11, 2011, 5:42 am, #222885
so true


I GET HIGH - with a little help from my friends


TAGS: do you need anybody
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

pzykosiz - July 26, 2010, 8:01 pm, #186514
very nice. 5L


RELIEF -


TAGS: relief overdone needs different relief
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - February 21, 2011, 1:01 pm, #212844
thanks bone
BoneCD - February 21, 2011, 7:14 am, #212829
@Monkeylove...try using the sync tool at: http://www.motifake.com/sync.php
5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 11:56 pm, #212824
Is all well? nothing to vent on anymore... 'tis a sad day for spies everywhere.
5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 11:52 pm, #212823
already done prior to your sage advice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 20, 2011, 11:49 pm, #212822
You'll have to PM Mr.M and have it removed and resubmit. Maybe that will teach you to pay closer attention.....crybaby.
5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 11:12 pm, #212817
Please fix this.
5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 11:12 pm, #212816
Hey! Where did my name go?


PHOTOSHOP IS FUN -




BRAIN TRAINING -




PHOBIAS -


TAGS: i might need some help
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - July 26, 2010, 8:23 pm, #186519
Whew! Good to know I'm not the only one. 5 red haired midget poodles


MAN TIME -




SHORT PLANE -


TAGS: school transport fly special needs
Rating: 4.38/5

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djrcreative - February 5, 2012, 12:32 pm, #228937
Yup. Just a li'l bit of Bondo and she'll be good as new. ;)
maoworks2 - February 5, 2012, 12:28 pm, #228936
Body Work Maybe !


COURT -


TAGS: don t need above the law
Rating: 4.31/5

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Reality Lord - May 3, 2011, 5:50 pm, #217997

NWO Democracy FTW!
forseti - May 3, 2011, 4:11 pm, #217991
LOL


JUST A SMALL PRICK - BITCH!


TAGS: needle pain
Rating: 3.55/5

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5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 9:26 pm, #192176
Oh, the neeeedle.


MEXICAN RESTAURANTS - They're finally understanding our needs




SADNESS -


TAGS: the day the music died all you need is love i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner those songs stick in your head
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by rerun

jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 8:48 pm, #194397
The weiner mobile parked in the wrong opening...anyway 5 franks!


FEELINGS -




THE SECRET - Santa's Secret Weiner Elves... delivering Santa's gifts through your apartment building's ductwork




POPPING THE QUESTION - You did, and she said yes. Good luck with that


TAGS: friends who needs them
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

Anonymous2 - August 17, 2010, 4:24 pm, #189762
Meh, she only said yes because he's hung like a horse.


DENTAL PLAN! - Lisa needs braces...


TAGS: dental dennal plan lisa needs braces
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

LOLCorp - May 7, 2009, 7:16 pm, #78620
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces.
Why? - August 1, 2008, 2:29 pm, #12239
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces.
KRis - July 31, 2008, 2:02 pm, #12054
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces.
Bulgy McPackage - July 28, 2008, 12:14 am, #11488
Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces.


HONESTY -


TAGS: crap motifakes need help this is what it is like at home
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

forseti - October 18, 2010, 7:51 pm, #198877
hawa(mleh), yes. ;)
5150monkeylove - October 18, 2010, 7:42 pm, #198873
are you referring to the hammy roast poster? paint actually helped out for once
forseti - October 18, 2010, 6:12 pm, #198849
love it! but the hawa-version is at least as funny as this one! ;)
Neener - October 18, 2010, 3:51 pm, #198832
LOL


LOANS ARE UNWANTED -




HARDCORE TRAFFIC WARDEN -


TAGS: who needs wheel clamps anyhow
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by culos

pzykosiz - October 21, 2010, 5:58 pm, #199310
Nice. 5L's


ADVERTISING - When searching for advice on motifaking This might be a good way for me to get someones attention.


TAGS: need help motifaking
Rating: 4.38/5

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mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:58 pm, #227903
bring here the beer...lol


FEMININE LOGIC -


TAGS: china day a man will pay 10dollar for a 5dollar item he needs a woman will pay 5dollar for a 10dollar item she doesnt need but its on sale
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

TED - March 19, 2010, 3:44 pm, #165698
That is because they have no REAL logic. They're like progs, it's all feeeeeeeel.
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:40 pm, #157226
Amen, Grey.
camden - February 10, 2010, 4:24 pm, #157206
Ooh an abacus, thats easy to understand!


CONSTANT STRUGGLE - Need Verses Want


TAGS: need want yin yang symbol
Rating: 4.08/5

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440wakeup - August 10, 2010, 10:04 pm, #188695
This is 2 EZ, the ying yang a h** but crazy b**** a homely but charming gir, who meets the boys, parents, and who do you have kids with.


P-O-L-I-C-E - How smart you need to be to do something like that? ...I don't mean at the guy in the bushes




A LATE LIMERICK -




WINTER SALES -


TAGS: dont spend your money on things nobody needs
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 1:59 am, #201168
Love it!
- November 4, 2010, 9:57 am, #201048
Thanks! There are, at the very least, two kinds of voters here, too! ;-)
GySgt1811 - November 4, 2010, 9:52 am, #201045
There are, at the very least, two levels here. Well done. 5 hungry mouths...


LOGICAL SUICIDE -


TAGS: time day suicide suicidal logic lunch break too short jumper needs to hurry nice shoes btw
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - December 19, 2009, 5:05 pm, #146863
...and glass can shatter. Don't let it deter you. lol
Grim R@per - November 12, 2009, 1:08 pm, #136095
Pretty sure he's in a galss elevator...
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 8:16 pm, #130056
ty. Based on a true story.
spacedog - October 23, 2009, 8:14 pm, #130055
Very nice Bart.
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 7:01 pm, #130009
Thanks, man. That's always good to hear.
agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 6:58 pm, #130005
5L Bart... excellent!!!


REFORM -


TAGS: life time human nature need religion atheism pope spiritual joke fake logo mark twain quote
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Chateaux - August 18, 2009, 9:03 am, #109418
GREAT!!!
Ed-Hyde - August 18, 2009, 7:47 am, #109391
Absolutely Amsome!


BOTTLE OPENER - Actually there's no need here. Just ask your friend if she can help you.


TAGS: no need for a bottle opener
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by whizz

Krissie - January 9, 2010, 8:08 pm, #151492
frightening...just plain FRIGHTENING


WHOSE CRUEL IDEA -


TAGS: lithsp oh what ever moooooooo i need your help here
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

crankyhead - May 3, 2010, 1:27 am, #174467
probably the same a**hole who put three t's in "stutter" =)
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:43 pm, #149505
Interesting (computer) language (too many brackets (don't you agree?))
BriaHere - August 26, 2009, 9:59 am, #112182
Agreed, I have a lisp, not an obvious one, but enough to annoy me.
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 6:49 pm, #111689
Have no idea where he got it from...but I was laughing my a** off when he got all worried. Too funny!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:47 pm, #111686
I don't know why Ron made that poster anyways.....I was too honored to ask him.
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 6:43 pm, #111680
Thats tho nithe
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:39 pm, #111677
I hate typing on my laptop, so i'm just gonna say right now that I;ve give 5's to everything Bone has posted today......same goes for LD.


RELIGION -




CLASSIFIED ADS -


TAGS: relationship lonely needy clingy dessert
Rating: 4.89/5

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Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:06 pm, #190537
agrred grey, amsome one aggy.
GreyScorpion - August 22, 2010, 9:39 pm, #190431
one of the coolest pic's I've seen on here in a long time. well done. 5L


WISH AWAY -


TAGS: doors calendar hyacinth house need
Rating: 4.89/5

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Derek - June 26, 2012, 12:34 am, #236634
Someone like a receptionist; friendly, but regarding you as of no consequence.
Sho - June 25, 2012, 10:44 pm, #236633
Good stuff! I like the sleek modern looking style
GaryO - June 25, 2012, 11:19 am, #236610
One word……..Facebook
mariand - June 25, 2012, 7:12 am, #236602
well, that one is the hardest to find...


GREAT IDEAS - Is it worth going above and beyond to create masterpieces that make people laugh and cry, only to see 5 people have voted?


TAGS: motiposters need votes 50cal
Rating: 4.8/5

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hermit57 - January 25, 2011, 7:28 pm, #210811
When God created the heavens and the earth, he said it was good, then went on to create other things. He didn't look for votes. Carry on. 5Ls!
jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:13 pm, #210732
Great moti, an understandable comment best way is to not do it for the votes. that said 5 votes! lol
spacedog - January 24, 2011, 6:28 pm, #210706
5L
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 3:20 pm, #210696
This poster definitely makes me laugh and cry...at the same time. 5L
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2011, 12:37 pm, #210686
I totally understand (bahaaaa).


10 BUCKS - says he forgets to gas up the Buick


TAGS: we see why walter might need preph
Rating: 4.52/5

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Zreiser - December 31, 2010, 10:50 am, #208757
This is awesome...don't know why it got bombed to go less than 5L.
PhxDebbie - May 6, 2010, 8:47 am, #174874
5 facepalms
pieman - May 5, 2010, 4:36 pm, #174780
Classic. 5 big ol 10 pointers.


PATIENCE -


TAGS: life time woman joke sign overrated human nature need
Rating: 3.59/5

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agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:50 am, #149453
I'll disagreeingly 5L this.


CUSTOMER SERVICE -


TAGS: our needs
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - November 4, 2009, 8:14 pm, #134154
There's a relationship side? When did that happen?
MrRandom - November 4, 2009, 8:12 pm, #134151
Taking a cue from the relationship side of life I presume?
Sean - November 4, 2009, 8:09 pm, #134143
Hey thanks. Both a you's.
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 8:00 pm, #134126
ROTFLMAO Sean!!!!
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 7:56 pm, #134120
The best, ladies and gentlemen. He could sue Despair, Inc for degradation of character.


LOGOS - Sooooooooo overrated!




TEAM BUILDING -




UNCLE TONY'S FUN DAYS -


TAGS: creepy uncle tony needs a drink or five
Rating: 3.41/5

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Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:12 am, #142731
Yes it is, LD, thanks for askin', and I just fived this puppy into it's debut spot at #1 on the big board.
LogicDude - December 4, 2009, 10:46 pm, #142575
Is that Sean's Uncle Tony?
agdaniele - December 4, 2009, 10:14 pm, #142561
Ahhhh... I remember it like it as yesterday.


MATURITY -




I'M HERE -


TAGS: what do you mean i need glasses
Rating: 3.18/5

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agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 9:04 pm, #91852
Funny!!


TRAGEDY -




WURK SOCKS -


TAGS: no tags needed
Rating: 2.89/5

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forseti - June 30, 2010, 8:50 am, #182646
you might be right :/
ICEMAN - June 29, 2010, 8:23 pm, #182489
If you have to explain it, it's not worth it in the first place.
forseti - June 29, 2010, 5:30 pm, #182455
I hope everyone noticed that I changed the vowels to get the play on words with the socks?!?*g* For me it's my best till now. lol
culos - June 29, 2010, 4:38 am, #182407
Or rather a German trying to speak English.....
culos - June 29, 2010, 4:37 am, #182406
I guess the problem is that not everyone is able to read phonetic German....:-)
ThatGuy - June 28, 2010, 3:02 pm, #182306
lol very simple yet clever. the only reason i can think of for why its voted so low is those d*** nazis
forseti - June 28, 2010, 8:31 am, #182241
thx lord!you seem to be the only one who likes it ;)
Reality Lord - June 28, 2010, 8:18 am, #182240

frickin loved it. good play on words dude.


PERHAPS THEY NEED A GOOD TALKING TO - If you don't mind my saying so Perhaps a bit more




CAT-ATTACKS - Most people like to wear Lady GaGa-ish masks while attempting this. I guess it's for....... effect?




Ch...Ch...Ch...Changes -


TAGS: aging wants needs changes
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:53 pm, #247364
Bahaha...especially the eyes. And I always thought you got eye strain from reading in dark places!
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:52 pm, #247363
Ya know Ugs, it's comments like that, that can very easily make you my next target! Glad you're back...muhahaha
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:51 pm, #247362
Yeah, but you'll have to wait for a future poster to see where.
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:50 pm, #247361
In love with the mug in the picture? What ever rows your boat I guess. But thanks for the vote regardless...hahaha
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:49 pm, #247360
Glad you're enjoying them...just be sure your Depends is fresh teehee. Thanks for the votes Mr. Gary.
lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 2:55 pm, #247357

Now I know why he has that intense look on his face...
ughomer - July 4, 2013, 12:18 pm, #247350
Nasty Pwissy is at it again.
rerun - July 4, 2013, 10:10 am, #247343

There was a "W" in there?
maoworks2 - July 4, 2013, 9:38 am, #247340
Oh Forgot 5L.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2013, 9:37 am, #247339
Yes I Think I'm In Love .
GaryO - July 4, 2013, 9:26 am, #247337
Geeeezus, Prissy, I’m layin’ down fives like a cashier at a casino……what a string of hilarity!


I'll Never Learn -


TAGS: need h** coffee now
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - December 17, 2013, 10:20 pm, #251583
Just another of those things that gets worse with age. As a kid they felt like a headache, but last summer I thought I was having a stroke.
GaryO - December 16, 2013, 8:37 pm, #251570
Last august, after spending the day building a shed for a neighbor, someone put an iced coffee something in my hand. Downed it two gulps. My head exploded.
spacedog - December 16, 2013, 7:57 pm, #251569
Ha! I think He's also telling me I'm too old for slurpees.


SCENES FROM THE GAS STATION -


TAGS: painter wanted good painter needed
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 7, 2014, 11:38 pm, #256108
Great creation, Vernie!
lgvernon - August 7, 2014, 11:05 pm, #256107

I was filling up my truck a couple days a go and looked over to see this. I'm glad to know I can still be surprised.
Greybeard - August 7, 2014, 10:58 pm, #256105
Hahaha. I don't remember accepting a paint job but then I don't remember alot of things... :)


*Ya-a-a-a-wn* -




SUCCESS - Is Not About How Much You Have... Is About How Much You Don't Need...


TAGS: success needs
Rating: 4.88/5

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agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 11:30 pm, #185674
Well done!


Courtney Love -


TAGS: courtney love plane needle haystack
Rating: 4.85/5

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Sean - March 22, 2014, 7:56 pm, #253745
You're a good egg, steve1961. Ism is lucky to have you have his back.
steve1961 - March 22, 2014, 1:54 pm, #253737
Maher probably stole it from Ism...
Sean - March 22, 2014, 12:21 pm, #253731
Bill Maher joke. Attribution wouldn't hurt. No?
pzykosiz - March 22, 2014, 5:23 am, #253729
hey hey, come on, at least she was helping
Greybeard - March 22, 2014, 4:49 am, #253728
Ha Ha Ha. Awesome!! Nickel bag of L's. :)


GENERAL APPEAL -


TAGS: cucumber dietary needs noble spaniard
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - June 11, 2011, 6:37 pm, #219880
LOL. I'm glad you said life not wi... um... (looks over shoulder) workplace. Yeah, workplace.
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:32 pm, #219779
Something missingf in your life Space??? 5L
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:32 pm, #219700
srry double post
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:31 pm, #219699
lolz just make sure you label clearly...
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:31 pm, #219698
lolz just make sure you label clearly...
Verdeckt - June 8, 2011, 5:16 am, #219688
It's a rule in our house, ALWAYS buy 2, one to eat...


HIGHSCHOOL -


TAGS: calendar highschool who needs sleep
Rating: 4.8/5

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motifayk - August 24, 2011, 9:29 am, #223435
Who's got the time for high school with internet around ? ha ha


RESPECT -


TAGS: death cope nature needs fertilizer
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

spacedog - August 13, 2010, 6:19 pm, #189357
Nice one. 5L
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 11:25 am, #189320
I am now thoroughly demotivated.
Faceplant31 - August 13, 2010, 11:24 am, #189318
Very nice aggy, turned out perfect after letting it marinate for a while. 5L
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:50 am, #189234
As long as we remember them, their spirit never dies
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:57 pm, #189163
I loved this picture... been struggling with it for months.
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 10:32 pm, #189147
It's not the life that matters, it's the effect of the life that makes the difference.
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 10:15 pm, #189133
R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Find out what it means to me.
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 10:14 pm, #189131
Hilariously depressing. I'm laughing on the outside, and looking for razor blades in the cupboard. 5/5
Cubbybear - August 12, 2010, 10:05 pm, #189117
This is a fave. 5/5


nonsensical nonsense #1 -




MOTIFAKE NEEDS YOU - To stop posting Cr*p


TAGS: motifake needs you
Rating: 4.7/5

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THEBRAT - August 9, 2011, 7:22 am, #222759
You pointing at me...??? lol
forseti - August 9, 2011, 4:05 am, #222745
well, ok... I'll stop.
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 6:27 am, #222672
a bit of both??
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 6:26 am, #222671
Can't tell if ironic.... or just 5ad


Girls -


TAGS: wizard of oz scarecrow lion tinman dorothy wants needs song girls fun
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 5, 2014, 1:04 am, #254657
Thank you and glad you enjoyed it mao!
maoworks2 - May 4, 2014, 5:32 pm, #254645
You Did It Again MissPrss 5 Golden L'S Thank You.


SEARS PORTRAIT STUDIO - creating beautiful memories that last forever (don't forget your coupon)


TAGS: this will need some lights
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Airman

showmeone - April 1, 2011, 8:50 am, #215616
...shhh more Christian art..
motinet - September 29, 2010, 8:39 pm, #196042

LOL!
rerun - September 29, 2010, 7:30 pm, #196034

Jay & I thank you, Iam glad you got his good side


SENSELESS & POINTLESS - life before motifake devoid of any real purpose




HAPPY FATHERS DAY -


TAGS: need you ask
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

forseti - June 22, 2010, 7:12 pm, #181297
I'll try it later... Hopefully I don't blank with shoot cartridges. ;)
Cubbybear - June 21, 2010, 10:28 pm, #181125
Me too. It was the greatest and stupidest thing I've ever done
rerun - June 19, 2010, 7:00 pm, #180972

On a serious note. I hope all the dads (and dads to be) have a great day. Being a dad is the most rewarding and challenging thing I have ever done.


CENSORSHIP -


TAGS: i ve only needed one censor in my life and she made me what i am thanks mom
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

twill1962 - November 5, 2012, 7:39 am, #240403
You left out FaceBook. 5L.
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 12:32 am, #177753
They may just be neurotic, or possibly psych**ic... 5L


THE MAIL ROOM GUY - always waits till about 4pm on friday to bring the mail.


TAGS: your fired have a good weekend your services are not longer needed for the rest of your life
Rating: 4.54/5

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Faceplant31 - July 30, 2010, 3:59 pm, #187083
That bastard. I have had this happen to me before. I laughed when i got it and told them thanks for the vacation i had been bithcin about.


BUT OFFICER - he started explaining the difference between Your and You're to me


TAGS: he needed stabbing
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:04 pm, #180793
If that ain't 5L, I don't know what is.
Faceplant31 - June 18, 2010, 3:29 pm, #180719
AWESOME!!!!!


I CALL IT THAT ANYWAY -


TAGS: need a card and clothespin
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

pzykosiz - November 13, 2011, 5:02 pm, #225776
ewww i'm touching caveman
guyfox - November 12, 2011, 7:17 pm, #225763
I can see a little bit of me in the corner
rerun - November 12, 2011, 3:45 pm, #225761

I see a few I don't know
Sho - November 12, 2011, 1:08 pm, #225758
That's my best angle
gas - November 11, 2011, 10:50 pm, #225751
same here, I think I saw a little piece of me there xD
IllicoPresto - November 11, 2011, 10:26 pm, #225750
Glad to be a member. I think.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 11, 2011, 10:16 pm, #225749
thanks Greeny, I'm proud to be included. And a little sad about all the good folks we don't see anymore.
maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 6:49 pm, #225744
I'll dring to that !!
mariand - November 11, 2011, 5:26 pm, #225739
amsome...we all sail in the same boat
the1stCOMMI3 - November 11, 2011, 4:12 pm, #225732
so where do i fit in?


PHYDEAUX - Tried explaining to the officer that the river simply jumped outta nowhere at him


TAGS: he needs to lay off the smirnoff ice
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Eternal Lord Jackass - February 14, 2010, 3:04 pm, #158047
If I had a penny for every time this happened
CANADA - February 13, 2010, 4:42 pm, #157919
need a snorkel eh?


CAT NO LONGER NEEDED -


TAGS: cat not needed for lulz
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Sho - January 17, 2013, 12:16 am, #242557
hahahah


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