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Need Demotivational Poster

WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.

TAGS: only one person needs to love you its you kitten lion
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:51 pm
Not good when you see only one lion!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm
excellent 5 lions

WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.

TAGS: we don t need no education double negative pink floyd another brick in the wall grammar
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MaxChaplin

turbojett - February 6, 2013, 5:33 pm
I was always under the impression they did that on purpose. like a big Eff-You to their educational system.

DENTAL PLAN! - Lisa needs braces...

TAGS: simpsons dental plan lisa needs braces lenny
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

airborne173 - March 7, 2009, 12:26 pm
My God you're an idiot! That's from an episode
Dental Plan... - February 11, 2009, 4:20 pm
That's not Lisa!!!


TAGS: gene pool needs chlorine
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by WTFO

garydunn2 - July 3, 2014, 6:10 pm
Gary- Man broke neck diving into lake, sued chamber of commerce, even though lake was posted no swimming. Chamber settled.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:04 pm
Warning: the fresh coffee you ordered might actually be h**!
Bandit5906 - September 22, 2013, 8:38 pm
Already tried by someone with a VW Beetle on the NY Parkway! His necktie aided in his demise!
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:57 pm
search the internet for frivolous lawsuits and see what you get. My fav is where a family sued Sea World when their son was killed swimming with a killer whale. (he was in the park after hrs). They claim there weren't warning signs about the killer whale.
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:46 pm
One of my favorite comedians. Great way to sum up the poster.
Cannabal - September 7, 2013, 5:34 am
"Just think of it as 'passive eugenics.'" ~George Carlin
CloudchaserS - September 7, 2013, 4:30 am
I have thought before that it seems that the courts don't like the "There shouldn't be a need for us to warn because that it's dangerous should be obvious" argument.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:17 am
Actually CCS, the real reason we have this prob (in the US at least) is because of lawsuits. Idiots sue companies when they do stupid things that get them hurt. BTW, that means normal people pay more for the products to offset the lawsuits.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:15 am
Hopefully, this poster of mine wasn't already done by Airman. My fav I saw was on a fan belt "stop motor first". Really? I'd like to see the guy who tries to put on a new fan belt while the engine is on.
CloudchaserS - September 6, 2013, 11:42 pm
We're warning you about this because we think you have not enough common sense to see the obvious
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 6, 2013, 7:06 pm
Agreed. There is a sign on one of the gates at my work that says "Caution, Heavy truck traffic" It's a road FFS! There's no sign on the other gate though...so far, no one has been run over at either.


TAGS: god needs some lols too
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Rhinosaurus - August 21, 2010, 2:04 pm
5L Haw, well done as usual. @Bart - Genesis actually.
Ed-Hyde - August 19, 2010, 7:22 am
Amsome. A ton of class A motifakes n cubbyfakes this morning.
Hawamleh - August 19, 2010, 7:09 am
Me being the Inbred Muslim I Am, I Wouldnt Know Levictus if it a** ra**d me.... so yeah.
Bartimaeus - August 19, 2010, 4:09 am
Is this from Leviticus? 5/5
Derek - August 19, 2010, 3:26 am
Engel, angel, ange, ángel argh.
Derek - August 19, 2010, 1:46 am
...and then, the angle dislocated his leg.

PSYCHO DOG WITH A SYRINGE - No.... sudden.... movements....


TAGS: need good woman humor
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:31 pm
and a fat ugly chick
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 7:49 pm

Of course!~~
Reality Lord - April 3, 2012, 7:02 pm

guilt kickin in vern. darhlin could i ask you to drop it in the other place plzzzzzzzzzzzz
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 6:35 pm

Steal away, RL!!!~~
Reality Lord - April 3, 2012, 6:33 pm

vern love the pic. permission to steal it or would you care dropping by my site?

MINIGUN - Approximately 1000-6000 rounds per minute. Could you ask for more? Yes. You probably could. Do you need more? No. Probably not.


CONSUMERISM - We buy stuff we don't need, with money that we don't have, to impress people we don't like.

TAGS: consumerisim don t need money like
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Budog

suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:16 pm
do they do these suits for men t55 ?

EVEN A MAN - Needs a walk in closet, and it usually goes well in his man cave ...

TAGS: even man needs walk in
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Budog

OmegaReaper - April 23, 2012, 4:59 pm
I need one of those to dissapear from my every day life :D where can i get one? It would be motifake and bear all day long :P 5L
Ragnar - April 22, 2012, 11:22 am
me needz it....my precious...my wantz it...
holymoly - April 20, 2012, 5:48 pm
and where do I place my order?
maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 7:34 am
Wow That's Cool !

ZOMBIE GNOMES - They are kneedy.


TAGS: needle hay stack love lonely
Rating: 4.52/5

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Sho - April 21, 2012, 1:36 am
MashiMashi - April 20, 2012, 9:47 pm
Your gonna go thru a lot of prics b4 you find the hay strand
spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:13 pm
I'm going to be captain obvious it's painful and not worth it

Imagine -

TAGS: you don t needs math or science
Rating: 4.84/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:15 am
I imagine that I'm having dinner with Einstein every Saturday evening. But my wife walks in and says, "Who the **** is the old man?" Oh, me and my imagination.

HER MAJESTY HAS ARRIVED - Please stand for The Burger Queen!

TAGS: fat lazy burger sick need a life
Rating: 3.92/5

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Cloudchaser - February 10, 2010, 10:06 am
I remember seeing a couple both of whom were about that big on similar scooters in a Wendy's drive-thru

MIKE HUNT - He really need your kittens

TAGS: mike hunt needs your kittens
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 6:16 pm
Roadkill is no good... tigers need exercise.
Dr. Rusak - January 9, 2010, 6:13 pm
would roadkill do?

BE PREPARED - the Boy Scout Motto has never failed me yet


TAGS: life death neener is wet and needs depends
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Neener

TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:29 pm
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 6:56 pm

wow...solid..total 5L
Neener - October 18, 2010, 4:49 pm
Cubbybear - October 18, 2010, 4:43 pm
Truly demotivating sad poster

RELIEF EFFORT - You KNOW your country is messed up when Afghanistan sends support.

TAGS: i really needed a pic
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

JDSlimz - March 23, 2011, 3:46 pm
All Japan needs right now is a mop. 5L
agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 10:35 pm
Glad that they sent "sarrow" instead of "sorrow" - Japan doesn't need any more liquid... not even tears. 5L

He/She -

TAGS: needs wants satisfaction men women
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:22 am
Wrong sod...only 1 need, cuz you're dreamin' if you think we women wanna do more than 1 thing at a time...teehee.
Oldsod - August 24, 2014, 8:18 pm
TRUTH. Well, more than one need...there's also sammiches...


TAGS: what i need to know
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - March 21, 2012, 3:27 pm
Yer speakin' my language, Linda.....WOOF
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 2:45 pm

I bow wow to the 'Poop Master'! H I L A R I O U S!
Airman - March 21, 2012, 11:10 am
GaryO - March 21, 2012, 8:25 am
Oh, it do have a bit of progressive odour to it, now don’t it.
mariand - March 21, 2012, 2:06 am
very funny... because it stinks... hehehe
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 11:01 pm
Well, tellit, I s’pose you’ve been away for a spell, most members will probably sniff this one out about third frame…..but thank you man (maam?), stick around, you got skills I covet
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 10:43 pm
OMG... I was thinking this was so beautiful... and then... poop... Hilarious! Thanks for the funny!


TAGS: you don t need more
Rating: 3.83/5

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TAGS: man need silence sometimes mariand
Rating: 4.69/5

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Tarapin - August 2, 2011, 3:38 pm
Boot to the head Oh, wait...where's the boot?
mariand - August 2, 2011, 12:13 am
huh...I didn't know there are women around here

YARD OF THE MONTH - Cajun Style,No mower needed..

The Gang -

SOMETIMES - I need something that only you can provide Your absence

TAGS: sometimes i need your absence
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 5:33 pm
Already got that one covered :) (check my gallery if you'd like) haha, thanks for 5L's though :D
davidelite10 - August 9, 2011, 4:02 pm
5ilence is golden al5o
M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 7:23 am
Yes... Yes it is lol thanks
M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 7:23 am
Thank you :) much appreciated
crankyhead - August 8, 2011, 10:33 pm
5weet 5olitude.
spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:50 pm
Nice one M0rd3kaI.
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:39 pm
Or that xD "...toward my loneliness" can then be the following line lol
gas - August 8, 2011, 5:28 pm
or you can add: "but compliments are always welcome" xD
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 4:38 pm
Thanks, I will withdraw the above mentioned statement for you (lol)
gas - August 8, 2011, 2:19 pm
very nice! 5L


TAGS: million needy souls friends
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - May 12, 2011, 7:02 am
As Sean would say: the internets. They have pictures there...
heyyouandthehuhwhats - May 11, 2011, 9:38 pm
hey greeny where ya get the pic lol???
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 8:35 pm
heck no, but the advertising revenue would be something...
spacedog - May 10, 2011, 7:38 pm
Nice challenge poster Greeny. Can you imagine motifake with millions here?
steph1 - May 10, 2011, 7:15 am
nicely put...however, we, the other 90% of the population, don't have the need to get ourselves enslaved...go figure

SADNESS OF LIFE - can be easily explained with a diagram

TAGS: life want need
Rating: 3.33/5

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luomocheuscivalagente - August 11, 2011, 5:42 am
so true


TAGS: lies truth humanity need hammy
Rating: 4.67/5

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5150monkeylove - November 20, 2010, 4:31 am
Great minds think alike. funny how we both posted on the same subject together. 5 LIE-ons


TAGS: love is all you need
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

colt45103 - August 29, 2010, 7:27 pm
and a bullet proof vest
Notedkillerrage - August 5, 2010, 2:40 am
btw this is John Lennon not paul and i always thought this pic was really cute
Bartimaeus - July 28, 2010, 9:41 pm
Hey, look! It's Paul McCartney!
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 9:30 pm
rerun - July 28, 2010, 7:26 pm

for my generation it truely was the day the music died
Derek - July 28, 2010, 7:22 pm
All he needs is life

THE 5TH AMENDMENT - The squeaky wheel does NOT get oil. It gets thrown into the garbage, right after it's replaced by a quiet wheel.


TAGS: poor mental health but i think i can tough it out if you really need me boss
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:57 pm
Either that or the caught him at the gate...and the guards split the gelt
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:52 pm

Is he still on the list? Maybe that old warrant he hasn't taken care of popped up and he is afraid of getting arrested, again.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:50 pm
Well now...I think that Mr. Roamer is up to funny business. He didn't come and see me on visiting day.
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:47 pm

didn't you get my gift? Roamer was supposed to deliver it.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:45 pm
What, I'm married?
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:42 pm

did you at least marry a women with all her teeth?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:37 pm
Self-Nazi could lead to deep dark depression, if not death
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm
Yuck... very Derek-esque.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm
Impulse is never a winner. In a crisis situation, the focused man reigns.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:30 pm
Well ya know, I mean in the heat of the moment, the old ph**ographic memory isn't what it use to be...and somewhere along the line they tell me I'm married
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:27 pm
Bone... you've been here long enough.... did you completely miss my chicken wire lecture?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:22 pm
Ya I know...last time I did that I was already in jail...they found the other bodies. So now I'm stuck in pros...Hey at least we got WiFi
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:20 pm
Talking in your sleep only means one more body to add to the pile. But, yes... it's a good practice.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:17 pm
No wonder they always catch me...and I always thought that it was because I talked in my sleep!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:14 pm
And drop the weapon... never forget to leave it at the scene, Bone.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:12 pm
Another one I missed 5 poodles, and don't forget to wipe the prints
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm
Heh, thanks SD. I'm sort of fond of it.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm
Agreed... Space with the pseudoephedrine-induced call-in!
spacedog - October 21, 2009, 7:08 pm
This one is very appropriate for today. It should be rated much higher too; excellent Haarakkon.
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 6:40 pm
Steve has an anti-social disorder.
rerun - August 3, 2009, 12:10 pm

waht about Steve...the 18th voice? He on vacation?
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 11:49 am
Thank You. From all 17 of us.
Ed-Hyde - August 3, 2009, 10:18 am
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:25 pm
I love the tags!


TAGS: kirk needs prune juice ftw
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by TheABC

agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 6:20 pm
Thanks for the head's up, rerun. ABC, you are going to have a very hard time of it now.
rerun - October 31, 2010, 6:11 pm

ABC - why do you continue to resubmit work that has been rejected? Keep up the crappy work and it will be a very quick exit for you. You only get this one very public warning.
TheABC - October 31, 2010, 3:11 pm
Thx, I will.
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 3:03 pm
ABC a word of advice... Use the PM function and ask for some help from the older members if you want to improve.
TheABC - October 31, 2010, 2:59 pm
Thank you for your support ICEMAN.
ICEMAN - October 31, 2010, 12:15 pm
You Mods just approve this crap to torture us. I get it, your version of a Halloween prank.


TAGS: skool don t need it
Rating: 4.26/5

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I GET HIGH - with a little help from my friends

TAGS: do you need anybody
Rating: 4.79/5

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pzykosiz - July 26, 2010, 8:01 pm
very nice. 5L


TAGS: relief overdone needs different relief
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - February 21, 2011, 1:01 pm
thanks bone
BoneCD - February 21, 2011, 7:14 am
@Monkeylove...try using the sync tool at: http://www.motifake.com/sync.php
5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 11:56 pm
Is all well? nothing to vent on anymore... 'tis a sad day for spies everywhere.
5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 11:52 pm
already done prior to your sage advice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 20, 2011, 11:49 pm
You'll have to PM Mr.M and have it removed and resubmit. Maybe that will teach you to pay closer attention.....crybaby.
5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 11:12 pm
Please fix this.
5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 11:12 pm
Hey! Where did my name go?




TAGS: i might need some help
Rating: 4.63/5

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ICEMAN - July 26, 2010, 8:23 pm
Whew! Good to know I'm not the only one. 5 red haired midget poodles



TAGS: school transport fly special needs
Rating: 4.38/5

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djrcreative - February 5, 2012, 12:32 pm
Yup. Just a li'l bit of Bondo and she'll be good as new. ;)
maoworks2 - February 5, 2012, 12:28 pm
Body Work Maybe !


TAGS: don t need above the law
Rating: 4.31/5

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Reality Lord - May 3, 2011, 5:50 pm

NWO Democracy FTW!
forseti - May 3, 2011, 4:11 pm


TAGS: needle pain
Rating: 3.55/5

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5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 9:26 pm
Oh, the neeeedle.

MEXICAN RESTAURANTS - They're finally understanding our needs


TAGS: the day the music died all you need is love i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner those songs stick in your head
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by rerun

jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 8:48 pm
The weiner mobile parked in the wrong opening...anyway 5 franks!


THE SECRET - Santa's Secret Weiner Elves... delivering Santa's gifts through your apartment building's ductwork

POPPING THE QUESTION - You did, and she said yes. Good luck with that

TAGS: friends who needs them
Rating: 3.07/5

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Anonymous2 - August 17, 2010, 4:24 pm
Meh, she only said yes because he's hung like a horse.

DENTAL PLAN! - Lisa needs braces...

TAGS: dental dennal plan lisa needs braces
Rating: 2.3/5

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LOLCorp - May 7, 2009, 7:16 pm
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces.
Why? - August 1, 2008, 2:29 pm
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces.
KRis - July 31, 2008, 2:02 pm
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces.
Bulgy McPackage - July 28, 2008, 12:14 am
Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces.


TAGS: crap motifakes need help this is what it is like at home
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

forseti - October 18, 2010, 7:51 pm
hawa(mleh), yes. ;)
5150monkeylove - October 18, 2010, 7:42 pm
are you referring to the hammy roast poster? paint actually helped out for once
forseti - October 18, 2010, 6:12 pm
love it! but the hawa-version is at least as funny as this one! ;)
Neener - October 18, 2010, 3:51 pm


SENSELESS & POINTLESS - life before motifake devoid of any real purpose


TAGS: who needs wheel clamps anyhow
Rating: 4.59/5

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pzykosiz - October 21, 2010, 5:58 pm
Nice. 5L's

ADVERTISING - When searching for advice on motifaking This might be a good way for me to get someones attention.

TAGS: need help motifaking
Rating: 4.38/5

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mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:58 pm
bring here the beer...lol


TAGS: china day a man will pay 10dollar for a 5dollar item he needs a woman will pay 5dollar for a 10dollar item she doesnt need but its on sale
Rating: 4.08/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 3:44 pm
That is because they have no REAL logic. They're like progs, it's all feeeeeeeel.
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:40 pm
Amen, Grey.
camden - February 10, 2010, 4:24 pm
Ooh an abacus, thats easy to understand!


TAGS: need want yin yang symbol
Rating: 4.08/5

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440wakeup - August 10, 2010, 10:04 pm
This is 2 EZ, the ying yang a h** but crazy b**** a homely but charming gir, who meets the boys, parents, and who do you have kids with.

P-O-L-I-C-E - How smart you need to be to do something like that? ...I don't mean at the guy in the bushes



TAGS: dont spend your money on things nobody needs
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 1:59 am
Love it!
- November 4, 2010, 9:57 am
Thanks! There are, at the very least, two kinds of voters here, too! ;-)
GySgt1811 - November 4, 2010, 9:52 am
There are, at the very least, two levels here. Well done. 5 hungry mouths...


TAGS: time day suicide suicidal logic lunch break too short jumper needs to hurry nice shoes btw
Rating: 3.39/5

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Bartimaeus - December 19, 2009, 5:05 pm
...and glass can shatter. Don't let it deter you. lol
Grim R@per - November 12, 2009, 1:08 pm
Pretty sure he's in a galss elevator...
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 8:16 pm
ty. Based on a true story.
spacedog - October 23, 2009, 8:14 pm
Very nice Bart.
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 7:01 pm
Thanks, man. That's always good to hear.
agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 6:58 pm
5L Bart... excellent!!!


TAGS: life time human nature need religion atheism pope spiritual joke fake logo mark twain quote
Rating: 3.38/5

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Chateaux - August 18, 2009, 9:03 am
Ed-Hyde - August 18, 2009, 7:47 am
Absolutely Amsome!

BOTTLE OPENER - Actually there's no need here. Just ask your friend if she can help you.

TAGS: no need for a bottle opener
Rating: 3.26/5

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Krissie - January 9, 2010, 8:08 pm
frightening...just plain FRIGHTENING


TAGS: lithsp oh what ever moooooooo i need your help here
Rating: 3.18/5

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crankyhead - May 3, 2010, 1:27 am
probably the same a**hole who put three t's in "stutter" =)
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:43 pm
Interesting (computer) language (too many brackets (don't you agree?))
BriaHere - August 26, 2009, 9:59 am
Agreed, I have a lisp, not an obvious one, but enough to annoy me.
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 6:49 pm
Have no idea where he got it from...but I was laughing my a** off when he got all worried. Too funny!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:47 pm
I don't know why Ron made that poster anyways.....I was too honored to ask him.
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 6:43 pm
Thats tho nithe
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:39 pm
I hate typing on my laptop, so i'm just gonna say right now that I;ve give 5's to everything Bone has posted today......same goes for LD.



TAGS: relationship lonely needy clingy dessert
Rating: 4.89/5

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Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:06 pm
agrred grey, amsome one aggy.
GreyScorpion - August 22, 2010, 9:39 pm
one of the coolest pic's I've seen on here in a long time. well done. 5L


TAGS: doors calendar hyacinth house need
Rating: 4.89/5

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Derek - June 26, 2012, 12:34 am
Someone like a receptionist; friendly, but regarding you as of no consequence.
Sho - June 25, 2012, 10:44 pm
Good stuff! I like the sleek modern looking style
GaryO - June 25, 2012, 11:19 am
One word……..Facebook
mariand - June 25, 2012, 7:12 am
well, that one is the hardest to find...

GREAT IDEAS - Is it worth going above and beyond to create masterpieces that make people laugh and cry, only to see 5 people have voted?

TAGS: motiposters need votes 50cal
Rating: 4.8/5

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hermit57 - January 25, 2011, 7:28 pm
When God created the heavens and the earth, he said it was good, then went on to create other things. He didn't look for votes. Carry on. 5Ls!
jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:13 pm
Great moti, an understandable comment best way is to not do it for the votes. that said 5 votes! lol
spacedog - January 24, 2011, 6:28 pm
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 3:20 pm
This poster definitely makes me laugh and cry...at the same time. 5L
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2011, 12:37 pm
I totally understand (bahaaaa).

10 BUCKS - says he forgets to gas up the Buick

TAGS: we see why walter might need preph
Rating: 4.52/5

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Zreiser - December 31, 2010, 10:50 am
This is awesome...don't know why it got bombed to go less than 5L.
PhxDebbie - May 6, 2010, 8:47 am
5 facepalms
pieman - May 5, 2010, 4:36 pm
Classic. 5 big ol 10 pointers.


TAGS: life time woman joke sign overrated human nature need
Rating: 3.59/5

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agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:50 am
I'll disagreeingly 5L this.


TAGS: our needs
Rating: 3.54/5

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Sean - November 4, 2009, 8:14 pm
There's a relationship side? When did that happen?
MrRandom - November 4, 2009, 8:12 pm
Taking a cue from the relationship side of life I presume?
Sean - November 4, 2009, 8:09 pm
Hey thanks. Both a you's.
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 8:00 pm
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 7:56 pm
The best, ladies and gentlemen. He could sue Despair, Inc for degradation of character.

LOGOS - Sooooooooo overrated!



TAGS: creepy uncle tony needs a drink or five
Rating: 3.41/5

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Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:12 am
Yes it is, LD, thanks for askin', and I just fived this puppy into it's debut spot at #1 on the big board.
LogicDude - December 4, 2009, 10:46 pm
Is that Sean's Uncle Tony?
agdaniele - December 4, 2009, 10:14 pm
Ahhhh... I remember it like it as yesterday.



TAGS: what do you mean i need glasses
Rating: 3.18/5

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agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 9:04 pm



TAGS: no tags needed
Rating: 2.89/5

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forseti - June 30, 2010, 8:50 am
you might be right :/
ICEMAN - June 29, 2010, 8:23 pm
If you have to explain it, it's not worth it in the first place.
forseti - June 29, 2010, 5:30 pm
I hope everyone noticed that I changed the vowels to get the play on words with the socks?!?*g* For me it's my best till now. lol
culos - June 29, 2010, 4:38 am
Or rather a German trying to speak English.....
culos - June 29, 2010, 4:37 am
I guess the problem is that not everyone is able to read phonetic German....:-)
ThatGuy - June 28, 2010, 3:02 pm
lol very simple yet clever. the only reason i can think of for why its voted so low is those d*** nazis
forseti - June 28, 2010, 8:31 am
thx lord!you seem to be the only one who likes it ;)
Reality Lord - June 28, 2010, 8:18 am

frickin loved it. good play on words dude.

PERHAPS THEY NEED A GOOD TALKING TO - If you don't mind my saying so Perhaps a bit more

CAT-ATTACKS - Most people like to wear Lady GaGa-ish masks while attempting this. I guess it's for....... effect?

Ch...Ch...Ch...Changes -

TAGS: aging wants needs changes
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:53 pm
Bahaha...especially the eyes. And I always thought you got eye strain from reading in dark places!
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:52 pm
Ya know Ugs, it's comments like that, that can very easily make you my next target! Glad you're back...muhahaha
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:51 pm
Yeah, but you'll have to wait for a future poster to see where.
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:50 pm
In love with the mug in the picture? What ever rows your boat I guess. But thanks for the vote regardless...hahaha
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:49 pm
Glad you're enjoying them...just be sure your Depends is fresh teehee. Thanks for the votes Mr. Gary.
lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 2:55 pm

Now I know why he has that intense look on his face...
ughomer - July 4, 2013, 12:18 pm
Nasty Pwissy is at it again.
rerun - July 4, 2013, 10:10 am

There was a "W" in there?
maoworks2 - July 4, 2013, 9:38 am
Oh Forgot 5L.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2013, 9:37 am
Yes I Think I'm In Love .
GaryO - July 4, 2013, 9:26 am
Geeeezus, Prissy, I’m layin’ down fives like a cashier at a casino……what a string of hilarity!

I'll Never Learn -

TAGS: need h** coffee now
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - December 17, 2013, 10:20 pm
Just another of those things that gets worse with age. As a kid they felt like a headache, but last summer I thought I was having a stroke.
GaryO - December 16, 2013, 8:37 pm
Last august, after spending the day building a shed for a neighbor, someone put an iced coffee something in my hand. Downed it two gulps. My head exploded.
spacedog - December 16, 2013, 7:57 pm
Ha! I think He's also telling me I'm too old for slurpees.


TAGS: painter wanted good painter needed
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 7, 2014, 11:38 pm
Great creation, Vernie!
lgvernon - August 7, 2014, 11:05 pm

I was filling up my truck a couple days a go and looked over to see this. I'm glad to know I can still be surprised.
Greybeard - August 7, 2014, 10:58 pm
Hahaha. I don't remember accepting a paint job but then I don't remember alot of things... :)

*Ya-a-a-a-wn* -

SUCCESS - Is Not About How Much You Have... Is About How Much You Don't Need...

TAGS: success needs
Rating: 4.88/5

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agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 11:30 pm
Well done!

Courtney Love -

TAGS: courtney love plane needle haystack
Rating: 4.85/5

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Sean - March 22, 2014, 7:56 pm
You're a good egg, steve1961. Ism is lucky to have you have his back.
steve1961 - March 22, 2014, 1:54 pm
Maher probably stole it from Ism...
Sean - March 22, 2014, 12:21 pm
Bill Maher joke. Attribution wouldn't hurt. No?
pzykosiz - March 22, 2014, 5:23 am
hey hey, come on, at least she was helping
Greybeard - March 22, 2014, 4:49 am
Ha Ha Ha. Awesome!! Nickel bag of L's. :)


TAGS: cucumber dietary needs noble spaniard
Rating: 4.83/5

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spacedog - June 11, 2011, 6:37 pm
LOL. I'm glad you said life not wi... um... (looks over shoulder) workplace. Yeah, workplace.
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:32 pm
Something missingf in your life Space??? 5L
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:32 pm
srry double post
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:31 pm
lolz just make sure you label clearly...
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:31 pm
lolz just make sure you label clearly...
Verdeckt - June 8, 2011, 5:16 am
It's a rule in our house, ALWAYS buy 2, one to eat...


TAGS: calendar highschool who needs sleep
Rating: 4.8/5

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motifayk - August 24, 2011, 9:29 am
Who's got the time for high school with internet around ? ha ha


TAGS: death cope nature needs fertilizer
Rating: 4.73/5

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spacedog - August 13, 2010, 6:19 pm
Nice one. 5L
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 11:25 am
I am now thoroughly demotivated.
Faceplant31 - August 13, 2010, 11:24 am
Very nice aggy, turned out perfect after letting it marinate for a while. 5L
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:50 am
As long as we remember them, their spirit never dies
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:57 pm
I loved this picture... been struggling with it for months.
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 10:32 pm
It's not the life that matters, it's the effect of the life that makes the difference.
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 10:15 pm
R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Find out what it means to me.
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 10:14 pm
Hilariously depressing. I'm laughing on the outside, and looking for razor blades in the cupboard. 5/5
Cubbybear - August 12, 2010, 10:05 pm
This is a fave. 5/5

nonsensical nonsense #1 -

MOTIFAKE NEEDS YOU - To stop posting Cr*p

TAGS: motifake needs you
Rating: 4.7/5

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THEBRAT - August 9, 2011, 7:22 am
You pointing at me...??? lol
forseti - August 9, 2011, 4:05 am
well, ok... I'll stop.
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 6:27 am
a bit of both??
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 6:26 am
Can't tell if ironic.... or just 5ad

Girls -

TAGS: wizard of oz scarecrow lion tinman dorothy wants needs song girls fun
Rating: 4.69/5

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MissPriss - May 5, 2014, 1:04 am
Thank you and glad you enjoyed it mao!
maoworks2 - May 4, 2014, 5:32 pm
You Did It Again MissPrss 5 Golden L'S Thank You.

SEARS PORTRAIT STUDIO - creating beautiful memories that last forever (don't forget your coupon)

TAGS: this will need some lights
Rating: 4.64/5

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showmeone - April 1, 2011, 8:50 am
...shhh more Christian art..
motinet - September 29, 2010, 8:39 pm

rerun - September 29, 2010, 7:30 pm

Jay & I thank you, Iam glad you got his good side


TAGS: need you ask
Rating: 4.6/5

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forseti - June 22, 2010, 7:12 pm
I'll try it later... Hopefully I don't blank with shoot cartridges. ;)
Cubbybear - June 21, 2010, 10:28 pm
Me too. It was the greatest and stupidest thing I've ever done
rerun - June 19, 2010, 7:00 pm

On a serious note. I hope all the dads (and dads to be) have a great day. Being a dad is the most rewarding and challenging thing I have ever done.


TAGS: i ve only needed one censor in my life and she made me what i am thanks mom
Rating: 4.59/5

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twill1962 - November 5, 2012, 7:39 am
You left out FaceBook. 5L.
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 12:32 am
They may just be neurotic, or possibly psych**ic... 5L

THE MAIL ROOM GUY - always waits till about 4pm on friday to bring the mail.

TAGS: your fired have a good weekend your services are not longer needed for the rest of your life
Rating: 4.54/5

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Faceplant31 - July 30, 2010, 3:59 pm
That bastard. I have had this happen to me before. I laughed when i got it and told them thanks for the vacation i had been bithcin about.

BUT OFFICER - he started explaining the difference between Your and You're to me

TAGS: he needed stabbing
Rating: 4.53/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:04 pm
If that ain't 5L, I don't know what is.
Faceplant31 - June 18, 2010, 3:29 pm


TAGS: need a card and clothespin
Rating: 4.5/5

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pzykosiz - November 13, 2011, 5:02 pm
ewww i'm touching caveman
guyfox - November 12, 2011, 7:17 pm
I can see a little bit of me in the corner
rerun - November 12, 2011, 3:45 pm

I see a few I don't know
Sho - November 12, 2011, 1:08 pm
That's my best angle
gas - November 11, 2011, 10:50 pm
same here, I think I saw a little piece of me there xD
IllicoPresto - November 11, 2011, 10:26 pm
Glad to be a member. I think.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 11, 2011, 10:16 pm
thanks Greeny, I'm proud to be included. And a little sad about all the good folks we don't see anymore.
maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 6:49 pm
I'll dring to that !!
mariand - November 11, 2011, 5:26 pm
amsome...we all sail in the same boat
the1stCOMMI3 - November 11, 2011, 4:12 pm
so where do i fit in?

PHYDEAUX - Tried explaining to the officer that the river simply jumped outta nowhere at him

TAGS: he needs to lay off the smirnoff ice
Rating: 4.31/5

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Eternal Lord Jackass - February 14, 2010, 3:04 pm
If I had a penny for every time this happened
CANADA - February 13, 2010, 4:42 pm
need a snorkel eh?


TAGS: cat not needed for lulz
Rating: 4.2/5

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Sho - January 17, 2013, 12:16 am